Post by Dave Wilson (F) on Jun 6, 2012 17:17:34 GMT -5
"Best In The World" / Don't Ignore The Facts!
Wow. And so it all begins, yet again. The setting is the same, here in a tiny, decrept, locker room. All those years of trying to hit the big time, trying to grab whatever crumbs of television time, still haven't came. Having left one company of independant wrestlers, I find myself in yet another one. A company full of rank amateurs, and golden oldies looking for that one, big, final pay off before they are forced out of the business for good due to aging, or an injury that condemns them to the scrap pile. Not me. I'm different. I'm a beacon of hope, a shining ray of light on this place of darkness. I'm the man who can put DHWA on the map. I'm the guy who once again, bring back the 'Stone Cold Steve Austin' and 'Mr. McMahon' feud, to a whole new level. Forget Total Non-Stop Action. Forget Jeff Jarrett. Forget Dixie Carter. Forget Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, Hulk Hogan, Sting, all those guys. They're the rejects who brought viewers across the station before realising it still sucked. But not this place. This place is begging for someone, just, like, me. I'm here DHWA, and this, this right here, is the beginning, of a new era. Here's to me, here's to Dave Wilson, and here's to being the 'Best In The World', at what I do!
.. // "Head of Best In The World Creativity" Paul Heyman // ..
Dave! You've got your match.
.. // "Best In The World At What I Do" // ..
Excellent. I'm guessing they've realise what uber talent they've got in myself, and stuck me straight in at the main event?
.. // "Head of Best In The World Creativity" Paul Heyman // ..
Not exactly. What you've got to respect is, the fact that they want to see if you've still got it. But don't get annoyed, because each match is being taken into consideration, with regards to the Smoking Skull Heavyweight Championship!
.. // "Best In The World At What I Do" // ..
So being realistic, I'm being considered for a future title shot already? Good stuff Paul, this is exactly why I hired you. Your able to take people to the top.
.. // "Head of Best In The World Creativity" Paul Heyman // ..
Was it ever in doubt? Anyway, you've got an interview coming up with 'Good 'Ole J.R.' about your match on Massacre, which is against Cody Rhodes, and Calvin Draven.
.. // "Best In The World At What I Do" // ..
Time to introduce myself to the DHWA public then.
.. // "Barbequing At It's Best" Jim Ross // ..
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to DHWA.com's exclusive interview, my guest at this time is the latest addition to the ever growing roster, he is, Dave Wilson!
.. // "Best In The World At What I Do" // ..
JR, it's a pleasure to be stood next to another "Best In The World, At What He Does" character.
.. // "Barbequing At It's Best" Jim Ross // ..
Thank you. But to those who don't know of you, can you care to explain why your the "Best In The World, At What You Do?"
.. // "Best In The World At What I Do" // ..
JR, it's pretty simple, and very, straight forward. Everywhere I have been, I've went straight to the top. For example, take Brock Lesnar. Straight into the WWE, dominated, then left because he thought he was too good. That's pretty much like me, except for the whole, 'UFC' stuff. What I do is move onto the next company, and boom! The process begins again, and it's a continuing cycle over, and over, and over, and over again. Back in Belfast, they have my own wing in the musuem, filled with replica belts of each championship I've held. Has anyone else ever been so priveledged to have such an achievement reconised in such a manner? I don't think so.
.. // "Barbequing At It's Best" Jim Ross // ..
This Friday, on Massacre, you're involved in a triple threat match. A match which will be looked at, as to how involved you could become with the Smoking Skull Heavyweight Championship. The odds are stacked against each participant, how do you feel you can overcome Calvin Draven, and Cody Rhodes?
.. // "Best In The World At What I Do" // ..
What's the difference between Calvin Draven and Cody Rhodes? One is a pretty boy, and one used to be a pretty boy. I've seen the likes of Calvin before, and I'm sure he won't be the last. He walks around like he's God's gift, that the world owes him a favour. He might need to cash in that favour to help stop me from beating his ass all over that ring, and smashing those 'Only Way is Essex' looks across the mat. If this idiot thinks it's good looks thats going to get you anywhere, then JR he's sadly mistaken. Yes, it may get you the odd fumble with one of the diva's, but then again, who hasn't already done that? As for Cody, well we've all seen on world wide television, how bad he is. I mean, imagine getting beat on the biggest stage of them all by a seven foot, four hundred eight pound big of crap in the Big Show. A man who keeps screwing up title opportunity after opportunity. Quite frankly JR, he's a bigger embarrassment to the Rhodes family, than that other guy with the same name ... you know, the freak! Goldust! But unlike me Cody, I've worked my way into this business, I didn't handed everything because my daddy was a main eventer sixty odd years ago. I didn't get here because my brother liked to dress in womens clothes and win the odd title here and there, and turned his character into a comedy value. No. Blood, sweat, tears, muscle tears, broken bones is what got me here, and if you think I'm gonna let some pretty boy or silver spooned bitch, stop me from getting to the top again, your sadly mistaken. Get ready boys, because your not going to the big game, the big game is coming to you!