Post by "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (T) on Jun 15, 2012 13:23:01 GMT -5
FRIDAY NIGHT MASSACRE
Main Event
Ladder Match
DHWA Intercontinental Championship
Slim Pickens vs. Derick Moris
Arguably DHWA's best match to date. DHWA's first ever ladder match proved to be an exciting one. Slim at first did not look like he wanted the weapon's involved in the match at all. Anytime he saw Derick attempt to go outside, he did all he could to keep the freaky face painted man inside the ring. He hits Derick with a Superplex from the top rope and uses this time to go outside and bring in a steel 20 ft. ladder at his discretion and brings it in. As Derick begins to stumble to his feet, Slim waits like a lion ready to pounce, with the ladder held perpendicular in his hands. He then grows impatient and just rams the front-end of the ladder into the back of Derick's head knocking him front-first into the corner.
Later, Derick and Slim are both beaten and bruised, and not to mention bloody. The ladder is set up right underneath the Intercontinental Championship, while both stars are on opposite ends trying to pull themselves up to a vertical base. On both ends two ladders have been set up to connect from the middle rope to ladder- in a bridge like formation. They both begin climbing at the same time and reach the top at the same time. Both begin throwing punches but they're weak and neither fall. Finally Derick grabs Slim by the back of his head and slams his face on the top of the ladder, before throwing a stiff elbow right to his nose- causing him to fall back on the steel ladder allowing Moris to procure the title.
Victor:Derick Moris
Pre-Main Event
Singles Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
The Great MUTA vs. Dude McSweetpants
A lot has been said and done earlier this evening as far as The Great MUTA and Slick go, but it doesn’t stop Slick accompanying MUTA to his match, standing on the outside, shouting commands in the early goings. MUTA turns a deaf ear to Slick, instantly going into a tie-up with Dude McSweetpants once the bell rings, MUTA overpowering Dude to the mat with a leg sweep.
The match is fairly back and forth, but The Great MUTA seems to have the upper hand, using his power and weight difference to his advantage. One spot that got the fans roaring in amazement was when MUTA drilled Dude with a rib breaker, following it up with a moonsault, but McSweetpants rolled out of the way, leaping with a pele kick.
The pace of the match-up slowed down while Dude was the only man standing in the ring, climbing to the turnbuckle for his signature 630 corkscrew splash move, but Slick climbs to the apron, tossing a flashing ball of fire in Dude’s face, sending him to the mat with a thud. MUTA saw an opening as he made it to his feet, hitting Dude with a flashing elbow to secure the win, staring in Slick’s soul as he covered Dude McSweetpants, Slick looking on with fear in his eyes.
Victor: The Great MUTA
Match Four
Single Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
Randy Orton vs. Steve Corino
The fans were excited for this match-up, purely to find out who will become one step closer to obtaining the Smoking Skull Championship! The match was fairly solid, but Randy seemed out of his game at some points, possibly due to Corino’s words and head games. A lot of strikes and quick tosses were made throughout, including at one point where Orton actually hit his rope DDT as Corino went for a running lariat, being tossed to the apron by Randy for the set up. Orton at this point had the upper hand , measuring Steve Corino up for an RKO, but it didn’t go as planned, Corino catching Randy in mid-cutter, driving him to the mat with the Warriors Dream picking up a pinfall in the form of a bridge.
Victor: Steve Corino
Match Three
Submission Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
Dave Wilson vs. Hawk Boy
The two superstars came to the ring and meant business. Hawk Boy knew right off the bat that we was at a grave disadvantage. For one, Dave was twice his size- he could easily just grab a hold of HB and squeeze the life out of him until he taps, and two- he had to be weary of the big man's Crippler Crossface. When the match started, Hawk Boy utilized his speed to launch surprise attacks on Dave; running up and dropping kicking him to the the knee, jumping and swinging a hard elbow right into his jaw. This didn't last long however, because Hawk Boy went for a cross body but his much larger opponent caught him in midair. And lifted him straight above his head before just letting him go- leaving him falling face first to the mat with a military press. The next few minutes of the match Wilson just dominated- stepping on Hawk Boy's chest with all his weight- tossing him by his head into the turnbuckle and running straight into him. All that mumbo-jumbo. The bout finally came to an end however when Hawk Boy was able to catch Dave with a swift roundhouse kick to the head just when he fell to a knee, a move he calls Fly By Night. When he was down and out, Hawk boy wrapped him up in a Rear-Naked Choke and the ref called the match as Dave became unresponsive.
Victor: Hawk Boy
Match Two
Single Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
KENTA vs. The Rock
The fans were pumped to the fullest. They were so excited for the rocking being back and it sure showed . They gave some pops to KENTA here and there, but the whole match seemed like it was for the Brahma Bull. He took the early lead with things and was throwing KENTA around the ring like a rag doll. After about ten minutes of torment KENTA came out of left field with a swift kick straight to the People's Champ's head, and he fell straight to the canvas with stiffened limbs. The fans gasp as it looks like KENTA has just knocked out the Most Electrifying Superstar in Sport Entertainment. With a slick smile and noodle legs, KENTA wobbles over to the Rock and covers him, only getting the two count. He can't believe it. He thought he had it won, he yells something to the ref but it cannot be heard because the fans are cheering way to loud. KENTA grips the Rock's head and pulls him to his feet only to be Rock Bottem'd nearly straight through the canvas! 1! 2! 3!
Victor:The Rock
Match One
Single Match
Glen DiBiase vs. Kevin Steen
Kevin Steen debuts this week against one of the famous DiBiase's, Glen!.
Victor: Nobody
Dark Match One
Triple Threat Match
Cody Rhodes vs. Maryse Ouellet vs. Candice Michelle
Victor: Cody Rhodes
Main Event
Ladder Match
DHWA Intercontinental Championship
Slim Pickens vs. Derick Moris
Arguably DHWA's best match to date. DHWA's first ever ladder match proved to be an exciting one. Slim at first did not look like he wanted the weapon's involved in the match at all. Anytime he saw Derick attempt to go outside, he did all he could to keep the freaky face painted man inside the ring. He hits Derick with a Superplex from the top rope and uses this time to go outside and bring in a steel 20 ft. ladder at his discretion and brings it in. As Derick begins to stumble to his feet, Slim waits like a lion ready to pounce, with the ladder held perpendicular in his hands. He then grows impatient and just rams the front-end of the ladder into the back of Derick's head knocking him front-first into the corner.
Later, Derick and Slim are both beaten and bruised, and not to mention bloody. The ladder is set up right underneath the Intercontinental Championship, while both stars are on opposite ends trying to pull themselves up to a vertical base. On both ends two ladders have been set up to connect from the middle rope to ladder- in a bridge like formation. They both begin climbing at the same time and reach the top at the same time. Both begin throwing punches but they're weak and neither fall. Finally Derick grabs Slim by the back of his head and slams his face on the top of the ladder, before throwing a stiff elbow right to his nose- causing him to fall back on the steel ladder allowing Moris to procure the title.
Victor:Derick Moris
Pre-Main Event
Singles Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
The Great MUTA vs. Dude McSweetpants
A lot has been said and done earlier this evening as far as The Great MUTA and Slick go, but it doesn’t stop Slick accompanying MUTA to his match, standing on the outside, shouting commands in the early goings. MUTA turns a deaf ear to Slick, instantly going into a tie-up with Dude McSweetpants once the bell rings, MUTA overpowering Dude to the mat with a leg sweep.
The match is fairly back and forth, but The Great MUTA seems to have the upper hand, using his power and weight difference to his advantage. One spot that got the fans roaring in amazement was when MUTA drilled Dude with a rib breaker, following it up with a moonsault, but McSweetpants rolled out of the way, leaping with a pele kick.
The pace of the match-up slowed down while Dude was the only man standing in the ring, climbing to the turnbuckle for his signature 630 corkscrew splash move, but Slick climbs to the apron, tossing a flashing ball of fire in Dude’s face, sending him to the mat with a thud. MUTA saw an opening as he made it to his feet, hitting Dude with a flashing elbow to secure the win, staring in Slick’s soul as he covered Dude McSweetpants, Slick looking on with fear in his eyes.
Victor: The Great MUTA
Match Four
Single Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
Randy Orton vs. Steve Corino
The fans were excited for this match-up, purely to find out who will become one step closer to obtaining the Smoking Skull Championship! The match was fairly solid, but Randy seemed out of his game at some points, possibly due to Corino’s words and head games. A lot of strikes and quick tosses were made throughout, including at one point where Orton actually hit his rope DDT as Corino went for a running lariat, being tossed to the apron by Randy for the set up. Orton at this point had the upper hand , measuring Steve Corino up for an RKO, but it didn’t go as planned, Corino catching Randy in mid-cutter, driving him to the mat with the Warriors Dream picking up a pinfall in the form of a bridge.
Victor: Steve Corino
Match Three
Submission Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
Dave Wilson vs. Hawk Boy
The two superstars came to the ring and meant business. Hawk Boy knew right off the bat that we was at a grave disadvantage. For one, Dave was twice his size- he could easily just grab a hold of HB and squeeze the life out of him until he taps, and two- he had to be weary of the big man's Crippler Crossface. When the match started, Hawk Boy utilized his speed to launch surprise attacks on Dave; running up and dropping kicking him to the the knee, jumping and swinging a hard elbow right into his jaw. This didn't last long however, because Hawk Boy went for a cross body but his much larger opponent caught him in midair. And lifted him straight above his head before just letting him go- leaving him falling face first to the mat with a military press. The next few minutes of the match Wilson just dominated- stepping on Hawk Boy's chest with all his weight- tossing him by his head into the turnbuckle and running straight into him. All that mumbo-jumbo. The bout finally came to an end however when Hawk Boy was able to catch Dave with a swift roundhouse kick to the head just when he fell to a knee, a move he calls Fly By Night. When he was down and out, Hawk boy wrapped him up in a Rear-Naked Choke and the ref called the match as Dave became unresponsive.
Victor: Hawk Boy
Match Two
Single Match
Smoking Skull Tournament Match
KENTA vs. The Rock
The fans were pumped to the fullest. They were so excited for the rocking being back and it sure showed . They gave some pops to KENTA here and there, but the whole match seemed like it was for the Brahma Bull. He took the early lead with things and was throwing KENTA around the ring like a rag doll. After about ten minutes of torment KENTA came out of left field with a swift kick straight to the People's Champ's head, and he fell straight to the canvas with stiffened limbs. The fans gasp as it looks like KENTA has just knocked out the Most Electrifying Superstar in Sport Entertainment. With a slick smile and noodle legs, KENTA wobbles over to the Rock and covers him, only getting the two count. He can't believe it. He thought he had it won, he yells something to the ref but it cannot be heard because the fans are cheering way to loud. KENTA grips the Rock's head and pulls him to his feet only to be Rock Bottem'd nearly straight through the canvas! 1! 2! 3!
Victor:The Rock
Match One
Single Match
Glen DiBiase vs. Kevin Steen
Kevin Steen debuts this week against one of the famous DiBiase's, Glen!.
Victor: Nobody
Dark Match One
Triple Threat Match
Cody Rhodes vs. Maryse Ouellet vs. Candice Michelle
Victor: Cody Rhodes
