LOA - But I have good reason... great, even

[Dude McSweetpants (H)]

So I was in the middle of my shift at work last night flipping burgers at Sonic, that being my way of paying for my living expenses outside of wrestling, and I got a call. I look at the number and the area code is 615. I'm from Tennessee, lived there for the first 13 years of my life. So I knew right away that it was Nashville, or the surrounding area. I just didn't know that anyone other than my family from Clarksville (area code 931) had my number.

So I flip it open and answer my phone. It's none other than the man they call D-Lo Brown. He tells me that I've got a tryout match for a TNA live event, where if I do good, they'll send me to the GutCheck to be one of their upcoming contestants on it.

So like anyone with a brain, I accepted. He told me that they have a show next weekend in Buffalo, New York. So with that said, I know it's late in the week and deadline's right around the corner, but until I figure out if I get this TNA contract or not, I'm going to have to be put on a Leave of Absence.

And don't worry. If I make it, I totally will NOT remember you guys... except Captain Ownage

[The Great Muta (T)]

Congrats, man! Very happy for you and I wish you luck, I really hope I see you on Impact in the near future.

Too bad you don't have a chance to RP for our match. I had a second RP planned if you did, but I think I'll make it into a general RP.

Best of luck.

["Stone Cold" Steve Austin (T)]

Good luck. You're welcome back whenever.

[Derick Moris (H)]

If you do hit it big please do come back it would be a great honer to have a TNA wrestler on our roster and it would be awesome to have you with us in any form, so do please come back no matter the circumstance and i wish you the best of luck and kick some ass.

[Dude McSweetpants (H)]

So here's the update. I didn't exactly "nail" the Gut Check. In fact, I failed miserably. To be honest, I choked at the chance... I know, I'm disappointed in myself.

But that's where bad news becomes even worse. I've come to realize that not being able to put a full dedication into my career would only hurt my chances of getting future big league tryout matches. So at the time being, I'm going to have to stop roleplaying.

I'll, of course, pop in and out periodically to see what's up. But until I can get free time, wrestling (real wrestling) is taking up all of it.

["HBK" Shawn Michaels (T)]

Sorry to hear that man, I am sure youll get it down and we understand, cant wait to see a DHWA superstar on the TNA roster, Speaking of, where did you go for wresteling school and how did you get noticed i would love to know because i am considering the same career path,