Post by Hawk Boy (H) on Jun 2, 2012 8:28:27 GMT -5
(FADE IN: to an expensive looking room. Designer wallpaper is stretched across the walls, mahogany frames around the Victorian windows. Rich blood red velvet curtains hang by the sides of the windows. A chandelier, made of Swarovski crystals, hangs low over a chic hand upholstered golden leather armchair. Sitting in that armchair, right leg crossed over the left, making a tent with his forearms as they rest on his thighs, is HAWK BOY, looking almost deep in thought.)
HAWK BOY: (perplexed)) "I really must apologize to the DHWA.
"It appears that I did not make myself decisively clear enough to the insolent cretins booking this coming Friday Night Massacre that I were in fact after the Championship, that I were in fact attempting to build upon my legitimacy as a contender within this promotion but it appears that I am not being taken seriously. It appears that I am looked upon as the butt of some sort of joke.
"Do I look like a punch line to you? Hrmmm?
"The fact in which this idiocy had seen to my booking against someone called Captain Ownage can only be recognized by myself as a complete and utter slap in my face. A sign of disrespect to this promotion's ability to recognise a true champion when it's beady, little, close together eyes can focus upon one.
"Is it my mask which offends? Which bothers you? Is that it? Do you think that because I choose to mask myself that I am not here for anything further than preposterous comedic accolades and am unworthy of wearing a championship belt?"
(Hawk Boy bursts out of his seat angrily.)
HAWK BOY: (screaming) "IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME? SOME SORT OF LAUGHING STOCK?"
(He stops himself, putting his hand on his heart and bowing as if he were out of line.)
HAWK BOY: "You will have to excuse my inability to maintain my temper. Unfortunately, I take this seriously. I take this as a slap in the face. I take this as a grievous display of disrespect to yours truly.
"Perhaps with their showing of indifference toward my unbridled and unrivaled ability I should take complete offense and hand in my resignation? Hrrmmmm?"
(He clucks his tongue and waffles a finger.)
HAWK BOY: "No no no no. That'll never do. What I will do is this....
"I will kick Captain Ownage's head clean off his shoulders. I shall stomp a mud hole right through his chest with the Talons of Terror. I will show those inept buffoons holding the reins of this carriage to nowhere, the DHWA, that their idiocy and contempt for making me step inside a ring with this half-wit shall end in his blood being spilt upon the canvas as my wrist is raised in validation.
"DHWA, you shall not disrespect me any further than this incredulous booking for FNM2, dear mongoloids, or you shall face the wrath of Hawk Boy. Be it through my mighty fists or through the piercing minds of my expensive legal teams.
"I will not take this flagrant impudence lying down DHWA and you have FORCED my hand. It is YOU, DHWA, that will be responsible for the shortening of Captain Ownage's career. It is YOU alone who is responsible for this display of brutality, DHWA! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE! NOT ME!"
(Once again, he's risen from his seat, fists clenched and shaking maniacally.)
HAWK BOY: "I promise you Captain Ownage that I shall tear you limb-from-insignificant-limb inside of that ring. I shall strike you with inglorious precision into the back your head and turn out your lights. Then I shall soar above you, like a god, and drive the heel of my boots through your chest and cave your sternum in.
"Your career shall not be anything more than moment people remember how the DHWA disrespected me for the FIRST and the LAST time. The time Hawk Boy ended Captain Ownage's career in the face of adversity and to honour his legacy.
"Captain... The Hawk shall strike from above and capture you within his grasp.
"You're in the sights of the Bird of Prey, sir.
"The end is nigh."
(FADE TO BLACK.)
HAWK BOY: (perplexed)) "I really must apologize to the DHWA.
"It appears that I did not make myself decisively clear enough to the insolent cretins booking this coming Friday Night Massacre that I were in fact after the Championship, that I were in fact attempting to build upon my legitimacy as a contender within this promotion but it appears that I am not being taken seriously. It appears that I am looked upon as the butt of some sort of joke.
"Do I look like a punch line to you? Hrmmm?
"The fact in which this idiocy had seen to my booking against someone called Captain Ownage can only be recognized by myself as a complete and utter slap in my face. A sign of disrespect to this promotion's ability to recognise a true champion when it's beady, little, close together eyes can focus upon one.
"Is it my mask which offends? Which bothers you? Is that it? Do you think that because I choose to mask myself that I am not here for anything further than preposterous comedic accolades and am unworthy of wearing a championship belt?"
(Hawk Boy bursts out of his seat angrily.)
HAWK BOY: (screaming) "IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME? SOME SORT OF LAUGHING STOCK?"
(He stops himself, putting his hand on his heart and bowing as if he were out of line.)
HAWK BOY: "You will have to excuse my inability to maintain my temper. Unfortunately, I take this seriously. I take this as a slap in the face. I take this as a grievous display of disrespect to yours truly.
"Perhaps with their showing of indifference toward my unbridled and unrivaled ability I should take complete offense and hand in my resignation? Hrrmmmm?"
(He clucks his tongue and waffles a finger.)
HAWK BOY: "No no no no. That'll never do. What I will do is this....
"I will kick Captain Ownage's head clean off his shoulders. I shall stomp a mud hole right through his chest with the Talons of Terror. I will show those inept buffoons holding the reins of this carriage to nowhere, the DHWA, that their idiocy and contempt for making me step inside a ring with this half-wit shall end in his blood being spilt upon the canvas as my wrist is raised in validation.
"DHWA, you shall not disrespect me any further than this incredulous booking for FNM2, dear mongoloids, or you shall face the wrath of Hawk Boy. Be it through my mighty fists or through the piercing minds of my expensive legal teams.
"I will not take this flagrant impudence lying down DHWA and you have FORCED my hand. It is YOU, DHWA, that will be responsible for the shortening of Captain Ownage's career. It is YOU alone who is responsible for this display of brutality, DHWA! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE! NOT ME!"
(Once again, he's risen from his seat, fists clenched and shaking maniacally.)
HAWK BOY: "I promise you Captain Ownage that I shall tear you limb-from-insignificant-limb inside of that ring. I shall strike you with inglorious precision into the back your head and turn out your lights. Then I shall soar above you, like a god, and drive the heel of my boots through your chest and cave your sternum in.
"Your career shall not be anything more than moment people remember how the DHWA disrespected me for the FIRST and the LAST time. The time Hawk Boy ended Captain Ownage's career in the face of adversity and to honour his legacy.
"Captain... The Hawk shall strike from above and capture you within his grasp.
"You're in the sights of the Bird of Prey, sir.
"The end is nigh."
(FADE TO BLACK.)