Post by Dude McSweetpants (H) on Jun 6, 2012 16:48:33 GMT -5
The cameras come in around the city of St. Louis, one of the biggest sports cities in the world, and we're currently looking up at the night sky. In mid air, almost as if he's sitting, is Dude McSweetpants with his arms crossed. There's no strings attached to him here, just pure super human abilities that only he and Captain Ownage have obtained. How? That's for them to know, and you to never find out.
Suddenly, Dude looks up from his meditative state and looks down at the camera. He moves his body around and slowly brings himself down to the ground. He looks at the camera and speaks only one sentence...
Dude McSweetpants
"Bribes are for pussies."
Dude says as he turns and jumps in the air. Before his feet can touch the ground again, he sores high into the air, leaving the camera in the dust as it fades out.
Suddenly, Dude looks up from his meditative state and looks down at the camera. He moves his body around and slowly brings himself down to the ground. He looks at the camera and speaks only one sentence...
Dude McSweetpants
"Bribes are for pussies."
Dude says as he turns and jumps in the air. Before his feet can touch the ground again, he sores high into the air, leaving the camera in the dust as it fades out.
(Yes, I can flyyyyy)